The Bar Of Question

Summary:
The bar of question was made and founded by Dante & Jay, the bar were for anyone who was visiting the ?Verse or just coming there for a drink or two. It has everything a bar has, but bigger and better.

Rules:

 * 1) Be a regular at more than one bar. It’s a good hedge if, like me, you’ve been banned from a few.
 * 2) Be patient. There’s no line to get drinks in your refrigerator.
 * 3) Always tip more than you should. Tipping at a regular spot is also a good investment.
 * 4) Never ask for a ‘good pour.’ That’s asking for something for free, and bartenders can get fired for that. If they like you, they’ll hook you up.
 * 5) Don’t ask to transfer a tab to the dinner table. Pay up yourself, d*ckhead.
 * 6) If you’re having more than one drink, throw a card behind the bar. You can always settle the tab in cash at the end of the night.
 * 7) Don’t get drunk on beer when you’re trying to pick up girls. When you’re in the bathroom every fifteen minutes, she’s checking out your competition.
 * 8) Never take off your suit jacket. Nobody ever pictures a drunk in a suit and tie. Remove the jacket; destroy the illusion.
 * 9) Don’t treat a bartender like he’s just some guy waiting until he finds a real job. The bartender at St. Regis has a Range Rover and a beach house.
 * 10) Drink where your wallet is comfortable. When it doesn’t matter how much the drinks cost, it’s always Happy Hour.
 * 11) Don’t whistle, snap, yell, or wave money, unless you want people to think you work at Morgan Stanley.
 * 12) If you want to buy a woman a drink, ask her permission. If the bartender has to say, “This is from the guy who didn’t have the balls to approach you,” you’ve got no chance.
 * 13) If you are having friends meet you out, clear your tab before they show up. It’s not cool if they end up paying, but more importantly, it’ll make you look like the drunk that you really are.
 * 14) Do what you want to do, not what people expect you to do. If you want to put anything in your drink or food, go for it.
 * 15) Don’t try ordering a drink from a bar back. But go ahead and throw him a fiver; he’s taking the bus home at 2 am.
 * 16) Don’t argue about a tab. If you’re arguing, it’s probably because it’s over a material amount of money. And that means you’re probably not sober enough to argue.
 * 17) “When in Rome…” is the Golden Rule. Unless you’re on the beach, skip the piña coladas, or anything else that takes the bartender five minutes to make on a busy night.
 * 18) Don’t preemptively mention the tip. There’s no need to ever say, “I’ll take care of you tonight, ______.” (Insert: Pal, Chief, Bubba, Hon).
 * 19) Shots generally only serve one purpose, to speed up the effects of alcohol. There’s a time and a place, and that time and place come around less frequently after the age of 30.
 * 20) Always know what you are going to order ahead of time. Have a go-to drink or a go-to eat in your repertoire. An old fashioned, vodka martini, a Budweiser, or even just a house chard. Sit down, take a sip, relax, and then figure out what you really want to drink & eat.
 * 21) You can get away with a lot more if you’re the one buying the drinks & food.
 * 22) No Violence/Fighting
 * 23) No Destruction
 * 24) No Evading Tabs
 * 25) No Stealing
 * 26) No Drugs/Smoking
 * 27) No Staying Late

Staff Members:

 * Dante, Jay - (Founders / Owners / Main Bosses)
 * Annie - (Assistant Boss)
 * Evita - (Co-Boss)
 * Gio, Harry, Marco - (Security Guards)
 * Jensen, Tyler, Riker - (Bartenders)
 * Ronan, Ross, Preston - (Suppliers)

Black List Members:
None hopefully.

Visitors:

 * Dante: He often or always comes in making sure that the workers are working. He mostly drinks milk. And usually beats the shit out of anyone making a mess of his & Jay's bar. Or just crying in the back.


 * Jay: He is one of the bosses you'll mostly see at the bar, he shows up and does work and cleaning. And also sits down for a couple of drinks, and flirting with any women who come into the bar.


 * Evita: She often comes in just for fun or chatting with friends, talking about life or work and usually get a salmon sandwich or candy and a drink to go along with the conversation, she often changes sits to meet new people. She tends to show off her husbrandos and would get angry if anyone insults them and completely murder them, the only person who had survived her anger was Dante.


 * Jensen: He comes in for work and is often seen strangling Riker, Bart & Homer Simpson style.


 * Riker: Often showing off his bartender skills in front of people or annoying anyone who starting a problem, he almost got fired because of him threatening a customer by saying that he'll rip out their spine.


 * Harry: One of the best workers, he is an amazing guard and dealt with many powerful gods, Dante's & Jay's absolute favourite worker.


 * Annie: She comes in every day, always gets tea & lemon meringue pie and mostly talks with the staff, and when Dante or Jay can't make it, she can take over.


 * Dylan: He just comes in for shit & gigs, he is mostly seen drinking whiskey and getting dead drunk or beating the shit out of someone on accident.



Ban For Life:
None yet.

Powers and Abilities:
The Bar of Question was created by Dante & Jay for purposes is to temporarily restrict the chaos warzones of the inhabitants of the ?verse, they can all arrive in here and party as much as long as they pay.

Absolute Above Meta-Fiction Metalock:
This ability was given by Dante & Jay for the purpose is for all Joke, Fanon, Canon, and Avatar characters to not be able to successfully destroy the bar nor the workers.

Absolute Above Meta-Fiction Fiction Strength:
For the bartenders to have enough strength to throw all of the troublesome OP gods out of the bar when they start chaos.

Absolute Above Meta-Fiction Information Analysis:
To ensure that none visitors can evade their tabs being unpaid.

Absolute Above Meta-Fiction Cosmic Otherness:
The Bar is Singular and can't be duplicated or effected. Go here for more info: https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Cosmic_Otherness

Above Absolute Meta-fictional Joke, Fanon, Canon, and Avatar Armor:
The Ultimate Variation of Plot armor combined with above fiction and FANDOM armor. Basically, when any of the workers would have a hard time in dealing with Joke, Fanon, Canon, and Avatar characters, as they are too OP, and because of that. The workers all obtains a Plot Armor that can resist the OP effects of Joke, Fanon, Canon, and Avatar characters created to be seriously OP than authors. With this, every time when a worker dies due to a Joke, Fanon, Canon, and Avatar character, they will automatically get resurrect.